I have a blog.
And it's fancy and pretty and brand-spankin' new.
Isn't it untrue that you do not want to spend all of your precious time reading it? (Note the snazzy use of the double negative; something I picked up off of Saturday's episode of "Pushing Daisies".)
The correct answer is, "yes".
Did you say yes?
....
I'm waiting for your reply, like they do on "Dora the Explorer". (I ONLY KNOW THIS BECAUSE I BABYSIT, ALRIGHT?)
So, just shut up! And keep reading.
Amani tells me that you are a terrible person. She is probably right. However, I need whatever kind of people I can get to read this blog, so I'm not going to discriminate.
Amani also says I should tell you why this blog is called Werewolf Sleepover. She is wrong. The answer to this query will appear as part of a five-part BBC mini-series that will be aired during the upcoming PBS fund drive.
LOOK! I just tricked you into watching PBS.
No, I like PBS. I grew up watching "This Old House". I don't know why; in retrospect, that show appeals to me just about as much as watching an hour of the Home Shopping network or the fourth hour of the Today show. (WHY DO THEY NEED FOUR HOURS?)
Yes? What? You want to know what the hell this blog is about? (Look, I'm pretending I can hear you again.)
THIS BLOG IS ABOUT EXCELLENCE.
Consider the matter handled.
OHMIGOD. Excellence is correct. A small group of excellence, to be precise. Now, you do realize that having a blog is a commitment, right? Not like getting a puppy for Christmas. You have to update it, and... update it... you get the picture. Unless you want to be lame, like PELLOWSKI. LAME. You don't want that. So make sure you keep all your followers (a grand total of one so far, not counting yourself) updated on the awesomeness.
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Rosalind! That wasn't a double negative! You have just told me to not waste all my time reading your blog! This, fortunately, is not problematic!
ReplyDeleteOHMIGOD. rosalind, we should get our own werewolf sleepover band blog and all participate in updating it.
ReplyDeleteanyway, i agree with amani. you shouldn't be lame like pellowski. not that i'd ever think you would be...
Max, fear no more. The double negative problem has been fixed. Now it is a TRIPLE NEGATIVE!
ReplyDeleteOH DEAR
ReplyDeleteAmani- puppy joke= not funny. that really kinda bothered me.
ReplyDeleteIt's biting social commentary, executed with a rapier wit. It's supposed to hurt a little.
ReplyDeleteim cool with biting social commentary, but that is a sensitive topic for me.
ReplyDeleteDid you not take care of a Christmas puppy, or something? No, I understand, if I am a little curious.
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ReplyDeleteAlysa, I did not mean to cause you any emotional pain or bothered-ness. Please accept my sincerest apologies. Really. I like puppies a lot.
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