1.
Dearest Amani,
In deference to your wishes, I will here-forward refrain from making commentary as to the importance of your forming a romantic alliance with a particular gentleman lacking in height and blessed in handsome-tude. Even if it is in the better interest of all womankind.
I'm sorry. I had to go out with a bang.
Sincerely,
Your most loving princesse francaise,
Rosalind.
2.
Comic book geeks among you: seek out the Marvel series "Agents of Atlas". It is made of excellence, and also of fun.
Allow me to use math.
(robot+mermaid+talking ape+alien+siren+former government agent+resurrected government agent+talking dragon+guy with metal hand)*(huge-ass conspiracy)=AWESOME
Proceed to Austin Books and Comics, or wherever you chose to unleash your nerdiness.
3.
I'm pretty sure Charlie wrestled with Crocodile the Alligator last night (against my wishes), because he came back into the house with a suspicious limp. The kind of limp caused by a muscular injury. A wrestling muscular injury....
Thoughts?
4.
Remind to buy that issue of "Runaways".
Please.
5.
Will I ever attempt to read my copy of "Artemis Fowl" in French? Does that French bookstore guy pine over me, even to this day?
6.
Will I actually have a decent birthday party this year?
7.
WILL I EVER BE KISSED?
Tune in next time, for "Werewolf Sleepover!"
P.S. You best be going to "The Outsiders". I ain't dying my hair for nothing.
1. Really, Roz? Really? You just had to go and put that out there for everyone to read?
ReplyDeleteNah, its alright. I know, I should really do it, "for America!", but no. Je t'aime beaucoup, ma princesse.
On a related note, we really need to get on making that epic movie of ours.
2. Whoa/awesome/huh/possible reading material.
3. Tell Charlie he needs to work on his ninja skills. Ninjas don't get hurt.
4. Buy that issue of "Runaways". (?)
5. Read it! Now, I command you! And silly, of course he does. How many sexy/cute/awesome American girls attempt to speak to him in broken French, do you think? That's right: just you.
6. YES. 'Nuff said.
7. :] If all goes according to my plans. By the way, heard you were hanging out in the theater pour le dejeuner aujourd'hui... *wink wink*
1. AGREED
ReplyDelete3. Bad Crocodile. You're going to have to train him....