I think I'll try defying gravity.

Dear lovely people who care about me dearly,

Oh, I haven't talked to you recently. Not because I don't love you. I do. So much. With a deep swelling in my heart.

"I feel so much better than before!"- Legally Blonde

I have cajones, yo. I may have been talking some nonsense about hobos and velociraptors (see Amani's blog, if you can) a few days ago, but now all I'm doing is singing songs from "Wicked" and other musicals really loud because I feel empowered!

To introduce another, even more blatant- I mean, awesome- set of code names, let's talk a little about Smutch and Blenser.

Brittney came up with that, and now I love her forever.

Anyway, talked it up with Smutch and was all, "I had an awesome time with you, but we don't really talk, and I just wanted to make sure we were on the same page, that we're not going out or anything."

And he was all, "...Yeah."

Seriously, that conversation was over in under a minute.

Not because it was terrible, but because it was so straightforward.

WHICH WAS AWESOME.

And liberating.

And I was so excited afterwards that I ran halfway around the school. True story.

So Operation Get A Man (or, alternately, Operation Fish in the Sea) goes into Part 2 tomorrow. You can guess what that is. (Hint: conversation with Blenser.)

And I think I'm gonna be fine.

I mean, I know what I WANT him to say, but I have this funny feeling that I'll totally survive if he just wants to be friends.

I guess I just feel to badass to sink over something like that.

After all, I got a freaking Tower of Power.

So....

BUH-BLAM!

Biiiiiiiitch, please.

Lots of love and Christmas cheer,

Rosalind

P.S. You can have Hanukkah or Kwanzaa cheer if you prefer.