I haven't posted in a century and a half! What a terrible, turrible thing!
Well, golly gee. Let's get up to date.
IMPORTANT INFORMATION YOU MIGHT HAVE MISSED IF YOU DON'T SPEND EVERY WAKING MOMENT IN MY VICINITY:
Ooh. So much caps lock.
Anyway.
1. "Break Your Heart (ft. Ludicris)" by Taio Cruz is my jam! I have patented hand motions for the chorus ("I'm only gonna break-break your, break-break your heart"). Related note: I am listening to 96.7 a lot now, EXCEPT when they play "Rude Boy" by Rihanna, because that song is SLUTTY, yo, and it is my nemesis.
2. I just looked over all my old posts on this blog, and it was kind of crazy. So much gossip! So much angst! Why, it's like I'm a genuine teenager or something.
3. H and I are LEGIT going out! WHAT UP FAM. Yeah. WHUT. UP.
4. We went to prom together and slow-danced. (!!!!!)
5. We've gone on a hella bunch of dates, and his family seems to really like me.
6. Okay, maybe not a HELLA lotta dates, but more dates than I have ever gone on with one boy.
7. OH! Back-track, history-wise! I GOT MY FIRST KISS!!!!!!!!!!! And I had my second kiss in quick succession. (!!!!) Very most excellent! Good idea, whoever came up with kissing!
8. Don't for a second imagine that because H and I are dating means that we would, I dunno, TALK to each other during school hours or anything. I mean, WHY WOULD YOU THINK SOMETHING SILLY LIKE THAT. Of course, we are dorks and avoid eye contact at all costs.
9. But I laugh more about it than actually moan about it. In case the Internets were disguising my IRONIC tone! Oh! Look! Now the English Composition AP can include an excerpt of this blog because I use irony when I write! Ohmigod, I hate that test so much.
10. One of my friends broke up with this girlfriend whom I've had a long-standing grudge against! Yay? I mean, I originally didn't like her because I was not a little jealous of her and she seemed to feel the same way about me, and obviously, I'm not in a position to snatch him up or anything, and I'm not sure I would want to if I could, but.... whatever. I certainly didn't mind hearing about it.
11. Is there a number 11?
Well.
Anyway.
I can almost taste the summer, ya'll and it tastes delicious! I'm practically sparkling with excitement and I wanna have tons of adventures and I wanna frolic with all of ya'll and I don't ever wanna let this blog fall into this kind of disrepair again!
Alright?
12. S.D. and Amani and I are doing a "Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)" dance for our Dance I final and it is smokin'! Haha, no, it's awesomely awful. Or something. It's awesome.
:D
Go listen to some MoZella. She's swell.
Much love,
Roz
Yay for updates! (And it's about freaking time, too.)
ReplyDelete1. Ohmigosh, yes. Just yes. And also, Yes.
2. Hm, a teenager? How strange! I wonder why that would be.
3-7. <3 <3 <3 <3... times infinity
You guys are so cute you make me gag.
8. Silly. Who told you talking is included in a relationship?
9. What on earth do you mean? I absolutely ADORE reading pages and pages about how some postpostpostfeminist doesn't know what she's talking about or writing about or really how to write either, but that's ok because she writes for herself and that's all she needs and if she then chooses to inflict that personal writing on us, then who are we to complain?
Question 12: The above passage contains which of the following?
a)Olfactory imagery
b)Allegory
c)Chiasmus
d)SARCASM
10. Oh yeah. I am for it. Who needs a space prostitute anyway?
11. Return of the ReBelles? I THINK SO.
We'll have adventures out the wahzoo!
12. We are most certainly NOT awful. We are going to knock the socks or Crocs or smocks or frocks or whatever offa everyone in the audience, yo!
13. MoZella is swell. This summer we will ride around in the convertible with the top down and listen to "Magic" full blast. Yes?
You get this rockin' long comment as a reward for updating your blog!