Dear Jeeves.

The hero of the day is........ LAUREN VUNDERINK. (For her brave action in the line of duty investigating the Drag in search of bargains.)

The song of the day is........... "Brand New Day", from the Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along soundtrack. (It was the first thing that came up when I put my iPod on shuffle.)

The foreign word of the day is........l'embouteillage. (French for "traffic".)

The theme of the day is...............sock hop!

Ponder this, class. Ponder.......